Category Archives: TV Bitches

Joan Does Joan

Joan Crawford in Letty Lynton sparked a fashion trend with this dress: And in 1986, another fantastic Joan seemingly paid homage to Miss Crawford with this updated number: Delicious. Advertisements

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Alexis: Style Queen

Just one of Alexis Dexter’s fabulous headpieces.

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Top Ten TV Bitches: Continued

5. Linda Gray as Sue Ellen Ewing. Dallas’s queen of the drunks. Not always a bitch, Sue Ellen’s claws only came out whenever tormented by her bastard husband JR. Which admittedly was quite a lot. Turning to the bottle as … Continue reading

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Poll: Best Dressed Bitch…in jail

My very first poll! Sue Ellen: Arrested for the attempted murder of her bastard, oops, I mean husband JR Ewing or Alexis: Arrested for the murder of her former lover and bodyguard Mark Jennings. Which bitch looked the best as … Continue reading

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Best Dressed Bitch

Krystle Carrington is more of a self-defense bitch. Mild-mannered and sweet, but anger her and the claws come out. Today’s best dressed is from season four’s “The Voice (Part 3)” Take off the cape and the outfit is even more … Continue reading

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Best Dressed Bitch Of The Day

Oh Sue Ellen, only you could get away with this insane number. (Not to mention having TWO drinks. Now that’s dedication!)

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The Inaugural Television Bitch: Alexis Carrington-Colby

What can be said about Joan Collins’s portrayal as the Queen of 80s TV bitches that hasn’t already been said? While my heart belongs to another 80s tv bitch (Sue Ellen Ewing),  no one can deny that Alexis was the … Continue reading

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