A stereotypical bitch who manages to get the best lines and (for me) steals the show from the leads. The lovely Elisa Donovan as Amber. Unlike Cher’s description of Amber as a Monet (“from far away it’s okay, but up close it’s a big old mess”), she is one fantastic bitch. Here are some favourite frames and quotes:
1. In response to Cher’s questionable comparing of Haitian refugees to her father’s birthday party
2. Phys Ed class.
Amber: Miss Stoger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne: Well there goes your social life.
3. Tai has just showed up to Phys Ed.
Ms Stoger: You can hit a few balls in those clothes
Amber: She could be a farmer in those clothes!
4. Critiquing Cher’s oral presentation.
Amber: Hello! Was I the only one listening? I mean, I thought it reeked!
Cher: I believe that was your designer imposter perfume.
Ahh Amber, where would society be today without your ‘Whatever!’?